Fans: Hey, uh, DC. We know that you’re in charge and everything and we were thinking that maybe since we’ve been buying the comics that we wish were better even though we don’t actually like what’s going on that maybe you’d bring back the Tim we know and love, at least a little, and —-
DC: *slaps the fuck out of the DC fandom*
Fans: woah hey what the hell
DC: Shut the fuck up. We’re going to let Scott Lobdell shit all over Tim Drake and your memory of him from the preboot. Because, you know what? Fuck you guys. And another thing. We’re going to confuse the hell out of you with a new uniform for Red Robin.
DC: The wings weren’t confusing enough and too many of you got too used to it. So we figure we’re going to make Tim Drake as sexy as possible while also making him look like a tool.
Fans: why would you —-
DC: Ohhh man we’re so not done mangling this character. And we’ve just started with Jason Todd! We’re having so much fun! WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT WE HAVE PLANNED FOR DICK GRAYSON
Scott Lobdell: *rolls around in cash moneys, somehow, the hack*
Brett Booth: *does his best to make Tim look okay*
Fans: *sob in a corner, whispering stories about Harper Row and the days when a Robin was a Robin*
Tim got a new costume? Already? What?
Why does he look like Cyclops?
I hate Cyclops.
And Tim would never let his belt dangle around like that. That would be inefficient, right?
I mean… I don’t hate it, but. What’s with the Cyclops thing? D:
EDIT: DESIGN WAS REJECTED FOR THE WINGS.